|
Post by underpantsslammer on Oct 18, 2015 2:04:16 GMT
in order to carry our vision to the future, we will need to spread the word of our views and what we want for our future slammers
should we start with our holy book?
|
|
peanut
Global Moderator
President of Slamming
mini trampolines
Posts: 402
|
Post by peanut on Oct 18, 2015 2:05:47 GMT
let's begin with an overview of the creation of slamming (aka how bbbb began the quest)
|
|
|
Post by swag on Oct 18, 2015 2:06:30 GMT
i think we need to start from the creation of slam itself
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2015 2:11:15 GMT
yes i agru
|
|
The UnderPants lord. bbbb
Guest
|
Post by The UnderPants lord. bbbb on Oct 18, 2015 2:43:25 GMT
It all started with the story presented in my blog. Then my first fourm, later merged with Ilovesbsp23's fourm
|
|
|
Post by swag on Oct 18, 2015 2:43:47 GMT
is it really you?
|
|
|
Post by underpantsslammer on Oct 18, 2015 2:44:42 GMT
my god hes here
|
|
|
Post by swag on Oct 18, 2015 2:45:10 GMT
let it be known on this day god become one of us
|
|
peanut
Global Moderator
President of Slamming
mini trampolines
Posts: 402
|
Post by peanut on Oct 18, 2015 2:50:48 GMT
BBBB HAS COME TO USSSS
|
|
|
Post by kelton2 on Oct 18, 2015 2:53:03 GMT
HERE IS THE HOLY BOOK OF SLAM 2 DAY: ONE DAY BBBB SLAMMED SOMEONES UNDERPANTS. THEN EVERYONE DIED. THE END.
|
|
|
Post by swag on Oct 18, 2015 2:58:20 GMT
list of slam conspiracies
|
|
|
Post by underpantsslammer on Oct 18, 2015 3:21:22 GMT
our first chapter will be posted tomorrow, may our faith grow strong until that day
|
|
|
Post by swag on Oct 18, 2015 3:22:05 GMT
our first chapter will be posted tomorrow, may our faith grow strong until that day thank you god
|
|
|
Post by kelton2 on Oct 18, 2015 3:21:57 GMT
all slammers must contribute to the holy book to have it truly represent the slamming community
|
|
|
Post by thegreatwizard on Oct 18, 2015 3:28:37 GMT
And then The Slam Appeared.
|
|
|
Post by kelton2 on Oct 18, 2015 3:30:16 GMT
And then The Slam Appeared. and all the slammers prayed to the great Slam
|
|
|
Post by underpantsslammer on Oct 18, 2015 18:14:21 GMT
It all started with his very first post. As he introduced himself, his powerful words resonated the forums. Users were shocked, deep down they knew they were in the presence of a god. A god of unbelivable magnitude and power, whose thirst for underpants slams was unlike any other. Slammers from all over the world cheered. They had found their leader. He asked for trust, and all trusted him. Non-slammers attempted to steer him away from the path of ultimate slams, but bbbb was having none of that. He had a goal. A goal to find Underpants Slam. Days went by, and he was now on the lookout for a "recommend" button, as it was fabled that, once he was recommended the game by a friend, he would be able to download it as normal. Not entirely certain this was true, our great and intelligent leader searched for backup solutions. One of these was the sharing of account info. Of course, the normies did not see through his wise self, and refused to share such information. All hope was lost, but there was more to be done.
He contacted Nordic Games in the hopes of them having acquired the game, to no avail. They had disowned it, or maybe not acquired it at all. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that spongenormie mania could not help him, and had decided to leave. Slammers that day experienced the darkest day in their history. Without their glorious ruler, who would lead them? Who would be the man in search of The Game, the Underpants Slam? Many people died that day. Slammers had lost their minds. The world fell into an eternal chaos, and scholars pondered over the return of their god. If bbbb was not here to guide us, what would happen to our world? This holy text serves the purpose of enlightening you into path of righteousness and underpants slamming. Let it be know that without our ruler, the whole world falls apart. Fortunately for humanity and slammers around the world, he returned, only three days later. In this visit he explained to all of us the importance of the game and just how meaningful it was to humanity as a whole. He had wanted the game as a child, expected of a god with such dedication. He has collected 17 consoles for his SpongeBob games, and nothing is going to stop him from completing his collection. Having seen Underpants Slam was removed from the XBLA, he was astounded. He no longer believed the world was real. It was as if that small speck of reality he felt kept the world together had been crushed, and the world around him started spinning until, finally, it came down on him in a sound as quick as a snap. He fell to the floor. He had died. End of book one.
|
|
peanut
Global Moderator
President of Slamming
mini trampolines
Posts: 402
|
Post by peanut on Oct 18, 2015 18:16:33 GMT
It all started with his very first post. As he introduced himself, his powerful words resonated the forums. Users were shocked, deep down they knew they were in the presence of a god. A god of unbelivable magnitude and power, whose thirst for underpants slams was unlike any other. Slammers from all over the world cheered. They had found their leader. He asked for trust, and all trusted him. Non-slammers attempted to steer him away from the path of ultimate slams, but bbbb was having none of that. He had a goal. A goal to find Underpants Slam. Days went by, and he was now on the lookout for a "recommend" button, as it was fabled that, once he was recommended the game by a friend, he would be able to download it as normal. Not entirely certain this was true, our great and intelligent leader searched for backup solutions. One of these was the sharing of account info. Of course, the normies did not see through his wise self, and refused to share such information. All hope was lost, but there was more to be done.
He contacted Nordic Games in the hopes of them having acquired the game, to no avail. They had disowned it, or maybe not acquired it at all. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that spongenormie mania could not help him, and had decided to leave. Slammers that day experienced the darkest day in their history. Without their glorious ruler, who would lead them? Who would be the man in search of The Game, the Underpants Slam? Many people died that day. Slammers had lost their minds. The world fell into an eternal chaos, and scholars pondered over the return of their god. If bbbb was not here to guide us, what would happen to our world? This holy text serves the purpose of enlightening you into path of righteousness and underpants slamming. Let it be know that without our ruler, the whole world falls apart. Fortunately for humanity and slammers around the world, he returned, only three days later. In this visit he explained to all of us the importance of the game and just how meaningful it was to humanity as a whole. He had wanted the game as a child, expected of a god with such dedication. He has collected 17 consoles for his SpongeBob games, and nothing is going to stop him from completing his collection. Having seen Underpants Slam was removed from the XBLA, he was astounded. He no longer believed the world was real. It was as if that small speck of reality he felt kept the world together had been crushed, and the world around him started spinning until, finally, it came down on him in a sound as quick as a snap. He fell to the floor. He had died. End of book one. *sniff* that was beautiful
|
|
|
Post by President Squidward on Oct 18, 2015 18:19:55 GMT
It all started with his very first post. As he introduced himself, his powerful words resonated the forums. Users were shocked, deep down they knew they were in the presence of a god. A god of unbelivable magnitude and power, whose thirst for underpants slams was unlike any other. Slammers from all over the world cheered. They had found their leader. He asked for trust, and all trusted him. Non-slammers attempted to steer him away from the path of ultimate slams, but bbbb was having none of that. He had a goal. A goal to find Underpants Slam. Days went by, and he was now on the lookout for a "recommend" button, as it was fabled that, once he was recommended the game by a friend, he would be able to download it as normal. Not entirely certain this was true, our great and intelligent leader searched for backup solutions. One of these was the sharing of account info. Of course, the normies did not see through his wise self, and refused to share such information. All hope was lost, but there was more to be done.
He contacted Nordic Games in the hopes of them having acquired the game, to no avail. They had disowned it, or maybe not acquired it at all. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that spongenormie mania could not help him, and had decided to leave. Slammers that day experienced the darkest day in their history. Without their glorious ruler, who would lead them? Who would be the man in search of The Game, the Underpants Slam? Many people died that day. Slammers had lost their minds. The world fell into an eternal chaos, and scholars pondered over the return of their god. If bbbb was not here to guide us, what would happen to our world? This holy text serves the purpose of enlightening you into path of righteousness and underpants slamming. Let it be know that without our ruler, the whole world falls apart. Fortunately for humanity and slammers around the world, he returned, only three days later. In this visit he explained to all of us the importance of the game and just how meaningful it was to humanity as a whole. He had wanted the game as a child, expected of a god with such dedication. He has collected 17 consoles for his SpongeBob games, and nothing is going to stop him from completing his collection. Having seen Underpants Slam was removed from the XBLA, he was astounded. He no longer believed the world was real. It was as if that small speck of reality he felt kept the world together had been crushed, and the world around him started spinning until, finally, it came down on him in a sound as quick as a snap. He fell to the floor. He had died. End of book one.
|
|
|
Post by theupslordbbbb on Oct 18, 2015 18:40:30 GMT
THAT WASNT MY FIRST POST. BLASPHEMY
|
|