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Post by swag on Oct 23, 2015 3:09:47 GMT
ju will ha ur own chapter in due time, boy vejinaYEEYEYYEYEEYEYYEYEYE twisting my words.... modship revoked
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Post by swag on Oct 23, 2015 3:48:06 GMT
Mother Cosgrove - Birth of DivinityIt was a cold winters night. Bitterness and resent was spread worldwide. Nobody knew what was wrong, but they knew one thing for certain- they were unhappy. With their lives, with their jobs, with themselves. This unhappiness would soon be resolved. A flash of light appeared in the sky, and like an earthquake, Mother Cosgrove shook the ground with her impact. Her unearthly beauty made everyone, men and women, fall in love- and it was then that mother new she was a sex goddess. She knew her beauty was immeasurable - And her charm was irresistible . She wasn't just sexy though- she was a full-fledged slammer as well. In her prime she even rivaled BBBB as the hottest slammer ever. This became especially evident when a leaked video revealed her slamming abilities. She from there became the most influential child star of all time, destroying all of her competition. She even made transphobic tweets from her rivals Twitter accounts, pretending to be them, and getting them in trouble with the press. Once she finally leaked nudes from her fellow iCarly actresses in order to make herself look like the most pure and holy of all child stars. And it worked, until one day, a shocking photograph of mother was leaked!
Nobody believed mother could've done this! The masses were shocked- and people started to distrust her teachings and practices. And so, mother decided there was only one thing she could do- incorporate sexual and slammy behavior into her every day life. Posters of her that show her endorsement of anal penetration were posted all over the globe. Many people, including famous anti-slammer Vladmir Putin, tried to get the graphic images destroyed... but it was to no avail. The graphic images were posted on every surface. Mother Cosgrove was praised as a deity worldwide. Indians worshipped her-
She become a global endorser of crocs- and even made other religions illegal. The world was in shock. Never had someone so awkward slammed them so hard. She even made it so that iCarly was the only TV program available around the globe. And that her album was the only thing in stores. And that she was the only God you worshipped. There is no God. There is only mother Cosgrove.
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Post by President Squidward on Oct 23, 2015 3:49:06 GMT
did I really just see a pic of jizz on mother's face
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Post by jekuma on Oct 23, 2015 3:55:18 GMT
SO ACURATE
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Post by ilovesbsp23 on Oct 23, 2015 12:32:35 GMT
did I really just see a pic of jizz on mother's face Maybe...
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Post by underpantsslammer on Oct 23, 2015 13:41:00 GMT
did I really just see a pic of jizz on mother's face She got slammed good.
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Post by underpantsslammer on Oct 27, 2015 18:09:10 GMT
We now look into the game, searching for answers.
Underpants Slam may not be known to many, but what those many are unaware of is the power a game like this possesses. A masterpiece, Underpants Slam takes the player to a world where underpants are all that matter, and underpants are all you'll get. This may not sound like much, but for every underpants you collect the more you feel the game's spiritual connection, calling for you, bringing you closer to the promised land, bbbbland. A world created by our lord, bbbbland is a shining example of a metropolis, where underpants slammers come together in one, and worship the game with all their might.
The game has what few call outdated textures, but I beg to differ. Rather, Underpants Slam introduces revolutionary new polygonal graphics that take full capabilities of the device, and will leave you in awe for many years to come. No other game since then has managed to top the absolute beauty of the game, and no other game ever will. Multiplayer. With others, you can have a friend join in and slam together, though this is only recommended for experienced slammers. Competitive slamming has been a popular sport for very long now, with many even paying large sums of money to be slammed by professionals. This is discouraged, as the holy book tells us slamming is divine and must not be used for greedy measures. Let it be known.
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Post by swag on Jan 11, 2016 4:33:10 GMT
bring this the fuck back
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Post by theupslordbbbb on May 14, 2019 23:38:36 GMT
Where are the book sequels? Lots more happened
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